(via fatmanatee):
Steely Dan rockin’ the luge?
 

(via fatmanatee):

Steely Dan rockin’ the luge?

 

posted 1 day ago

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mills:

Sidney Bechet - When the Saints Go Marching In

Last week I made explicit my wish that Saints games not be so heart-stopping as the victory over Miami was; once again, the universe has demonstrated that at best it is indifferent to my desires. Last night, Abs even got into the game, experiencing roughly the same palpitations during the final quarter that I did.

As happy as I am for the Saints to be 7-0, I’m happier to share some Bechet.

 Who Dat!

posted 4 days ago

Ordered by most used (make your own):time people life night love george probably frank feel wait school story goes else chocolate read look music cheese woody earth name wonder tell orleans answer light favorite found michael

Ordered by most used (make your own):

time people life night love george probably frank feel wait school story goes else chocolate read look music cheese woody earth name wonder tell orleans answer light favorite found michael

posted 1 month ago

Cartoon Fail. How did THAT guy become Jared from Subway? And mine might not look that eerily similar? Who would I become if I used this app?

Cartoon Fail. How did THAT guy become Jared from Subway? And mine might not look that eerily similar? Who would I become if I used this app?

posted 1 month ago

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year already. The most kick-ass year of my life!

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year already. The most kick-ass year of my life!

posted 1 month ago

(via)
This is for Vera.

(via)

This is for Vera.

posted 1 month ago

Lesson of the day...

jss:

seriouslythough:

biteofpythias:

sometimes women share a problem or issue with you in order to vent and they are not in fact looking for you to propose the seemingly obvious solution to that problem, simply sharing the problem. chicks are confusing…

In fact, I typically get more irritated if a solution is proposed and I’m made to feel like I have to take action.  Sometimes Most of the time, I just want to bitch.  I know the solutions.  It doesn’t make the situation any less irritating and when I’m irritated, I vent.

Fact.

 Thanks a hell of a lot, I could have definitely used this info yesterday. Chicks ARE confusing!

posted 1 month ago

If you don't like hand-washing cars, don't buy a CR-V

sydvish:

Something about my car makes it impervious to drive-through car washes.  I have tried 3 now, one with disastrous results, and the other two just didn’t get the car clean.  I paid $15 at H20 for a car wash last month, and when I got to work I noticed that the whole back panel near the license plate, was still dirty, as were the wheels.  Yesterday, I paid $7 at Benny’s and the wheels came out clean, but there were still dead bugs on the hood, the back panel was dirty, and the windshield didn’t even come clean!  (I killed a lovebug with my windshield wipers the other day, and I used all my washer fluid trying to clear his remains, with no success.  The whole reason I went to the car wash was to get that off, because it’s driving me crazy, and it didn’t come off!  My rotund stomach does not allow me to reach the center of the windshield with windex and a paper towel, so I am going to have to get Q to do it tonight.  Unbelievable)!!

Anyway, so I am going to have to start washing the car myself, or paying an actual human to do it.  Bummer!

I’ll handwash your car for $15 anytime you’d like, just drive over to my place. Or you can sign up for my premium special, which includes a wash at your location, an ice-cold lemonade, and entertainment by Woody, for only $25.

posted 1 month ago

Things I could (and would) eat everyday

  • Pizza
  • Mexican
  • Hot Dogs
  • Chocolate Cake (also: Chocolate & Cake, individually and respectively)
  • Cashews
  • Muffins

posted 1 month ago

The Dead Weather = Grateful Dead + Meriwether?

can’t wait to find out, thanks Billy D!

posted 1 month ago